Bulbous Bouffant

The Vestibules (formerly known as Radio Free Vestibule)

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1: Hi.
2: Hello.
1: Are you waiting for the bus? 
2: Uh, yes I am, actually.
1: Hm.
1: I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.
2: Uh, no I'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.
1: I'M wearing galoshes.
2: Hm.
1: GALOSHES.
2: Uh huh.
1: Did you read the paper today?
2: Uh, no, I haven't had a chance.
1: Did you read the thing about the ESKIMOS?
2: No.
1: Well the article was saying that the Eskimos will eat the FAT from the whale.
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Do you know what that's called?
2: Uh, no, uh, I don't.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Oh, right.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Yeah, blubber.
1: That's what it's called.
2: Uh huh.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Right.
1: The Eskimos eat the BLUBBER.
2: Uh huh.
1: And the BLUBBER will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Sometimes it will come from a BELUGA whale.
2: Uh huh.
1: BELUGA!
2: Right, yeah.
1: Hey, hey. They don't wear galoshes.
2: Who, the whales?
1: NOOOOOOO. The ESKIMOS.
2: Oh no. That's right, they don't.
1: They wear MUKLUKS!
2: Uh huh.
1: MUKLUKS!
2: That's right; mukluks.
1: MUKLUKS!.
2: Yeah...mukluks.
1: Say it again.
2: Mukluks.
1: Say it LOUDER.
2: MUKLUKS!
1: Um, hmm...good eh?
2: Yeah, it is a good one...I didn't want to say it but uhh....I like it...
1: Say, say, say GALOSHES.
2: Galoshes.
1: Hey, hey...it's good, eh?
2: Yeah, it's good.
1: Galoshes!
2: Galoshes!
1: Beluga!
2: Beluga.
1: Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: Blubber MUKLUK!
1: Blubber...BELUGA!
3: Uh, excuse me.
2: Ahem.
3: Sorry, um....I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: Oh no...it's OK!
3: Uh, ok. I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: Uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actually.
3: OH, I see. Well, sorry to disturb you.
2: That's ok, we were just....uhhhh.....
{long pause}
1: Sir.
3: Yes?
1: PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!
3: Yeah.
1: Look over there.
3: Across the street?
1: Yeah, yeah yeah.
3: Um-huh.
1: See that LADY?
3: Yes.
1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant. 
1: YES. A BOUFFANT!
3: Yes, a bouffant.
2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant. 
1: BULBOUS BOUFFANT.
3: Bouffant.
1: BLUBBER
2: GALOSHES!!!
1: Hey, hey. Mukluks!
2: Bulbous bouffant.
1: Mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.
3: MACADAMIA. 
1 & 2: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo! 
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.